That's it. I'm scrapping the Low GI Diet. I was so bloated this morning I was surprised nobody congratulated me on my pregnancy.
I'm going to try Prebio 7, a mixture of prebiotics and probiotics. The blurb on the packet says "Shhh...! The French Secret". Shhhit! Jolie Merde! I'll have a stomach like Ian Curtis in no time.
The Staircase in the Woods by Chuck Wendig
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Are you experiencing any morning sickness, by any chance?
ReplyDeleteWhen's it due?
ReplyDeleteMJ - Only when I think of "cute" little babies.
ReplyDeleteFrumps - It feels pretty imminent.
Wouldn't it be cheaper and less emotionally draining to buy trousers with an elasticated waist?
ReplyDeleteAs part of a suit? From Burtons?
ReplyDeleteHello Arabella.
I just hope you don't end up looking like Gerard Depardieu!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me he takes them! What a swizz!
ReplyDeleteHave you considered trying the 'post'biotics...they never go bad.
ReplyDeleteIf it is a boy, Donald is an awesome name...
no pressure.
That's Donnald with two "n's" is it, Donn?
ReplyDeleteDonn - Donald Knee has a certain ring to it.
ReplyDeleteMJ - Jefrey with one f, Donnald with two n's.