Tuesday, May 06, 2008

It's A Load Of Bollocks

That's it. I'm scrapping the Low GI Diet. I was so bloated this morning I was surprised nobody congratulated me on my pregnancy.

I'm going to try Prebio 7, a mixture of prebiotics and probiotics. The blurb on the packet says "Shhh...! The French Secret". Shhhit! Jolie Merde! I'll have a stomach like Ian Curtis in no time.

10 comments:

  1. Are you experiencing any morning sickness, by any chance?

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  2. MJ - Only when I think of "cute" little babies.

    Frumps - It feels pretty imminent.

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  3. Arabella2:12 PM

    Wouldn't it be cheaper and less emotionally draining to buy trousers with an elasticated waist?

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  4. As part of a suit? From Burtons?

    Hello Arabella.

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  5. I just hope you don't end up looking like Gerard Depardieu!

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  6. Don't tell me he takes them! What a swizz!

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  7. Have you considered trying the 'post'biotics...they never go bad.

    If it is a boy, Donald is an awesome name...
    no pressure.

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  8. That's Donnald with two "n's" is it, Donn?

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  9. Donn - Donald Knee has a certain ring to it.

    MJ - Jefrey with one f, Donnald with two n's.

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