I'm too honest for my own good.
On Tuesday I had an email from a BBC Radio 4 researcher. He said how much he enjoyed my dream blog. He asked me if they were authentic dreams.
I couldn't tell a lie. I got back to him admitting they were made up. I didn't hear from him again.
If any of you listen to Radio 4, I would be most grateful if you would let me know of any programmes in the future about people who actually have dreams that are funnier than the comedy cack** they usually churn out.
Also I would be grateful if you'd tell me if they replace Thought For The Day with Geoff's Dreams.
** admittedly I only hear previews of such cack just before the morning news at 6.30 a.m.