Monday, February 04, 2008

Contains Mild Peril - Review

Today someone found my blog by typing "what a load of shit" into yahoo search.


  1. Bloody hell, they're right! I've just tried it for myself.

    Console yourself, Geoff. At least you turned up on page three of the results.

  2. Ha ha. I dread to think what they have to google to find mine - munterbint or something splendid like that.

  3. Funny you should say that RoMo...

  4. Yes, and if only they had asked me, I could have directed them to you without the hassle of scrolling through all of the other shit.

  5. I th*ught y*u avoi*ded th*s load of shit by us*ng lit*tle *****s

  6. So if Microsoft take them over it will serve them right!

  7. Has searching for Beverley Callard's breasts lost its thrill?

  8. Istvanski - If I'm going to be shit, I want to be the most shit!

    Romo - Be careful of the words you use on your blog. They could come back to haunt you.

    Vicus - We both know I'm the most shit. The rest of the world has to catch up.

    Ziggi - That was a one-off. I normally have no shame.

    Kaz - Bill Gates will weed out the real shit.

    MJ - No, they're still very popular. Some of them have moved onto Beverley Callard Porn. It seems they're lowering their sights.

  9. I remember when people used to sit around reading "Great Expectations".

  10. The only Dickens they want to see now are...

    I find it all too depressing.

  11. Anonymous7:34 PM

    For the past few days, I've been getting hundreds of hits a day following searches for the word "sciatica."

    I've deleted the offending (stolen) image, but it'll be ages before google updates itself.

  12. Spinny7:46 PM


    i only ever got a load asking "does aftershave go off?"

    Shit, I don't bloody know...

  13. Bob - Sciatica? That's a real pain!

    Spin - I know it comes off. I shook someone's hand last week and I stank all day.

  14. Because I titled a post "Why I want to fuck Kenneth Branagh" my blog is on the first page of search results for Kenneth Branagh. This means if Ken has even googled himself (and who hasn't) he's probably read that blog post.


  15. Someone found my blog by searching for 'Shayne Ward sightings".

    Where did it all go so wrong?