Thursday, February 14, 2008

My Funny Valentine

Is your figure less than Greek?



Is your mouth a little weak?



When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

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5 comments:

  1. Arabella4:06 PM

    Priceless!

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  2. KAZ6:17 PM

    'Don't change a hair for me' Geoff!

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  3. Geoff7:15 PM

    Arabella - I asked Betty who is regarded as a very intelligent celebrity. "Carol Vorderman," she said.

    Kaz - Not if you care for me.

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  4. Rog2:09 PM

    When she was given a pot of money by Benecol, she "insisted on looking into it".

    Her "consonant craving" inspired hits by K.D. Lang and the Black Dyke Mills Band.

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  5. Geoff2:51 PM

    Did the Benecol do much for her vowels?

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