Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Froggie Went A Wooing

Q: What do rude frogs like to watch?

A: Frog's porn.

Yes, I'm not above telling crap jokes during the most moving piece of film on television this week. I didn't shed a tear along with Bobby Charlton but I did with David Attenborough. The Panamanian golden frog is no longer in the wild. Once upon a time you had to watch your step unless you splattered one. Now, thanks to a bastard fungus the only golden frogs left in Panama are in captivity.

Awww. Look at his little hand waving.

Goodbye-ee, Goodbye-ee,
Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee
Tho' it's hard to part, I know,
I'll be tickled to death to go,
Don't cry-ee, don't sigh-ee,
There's a silver lining in the sky-ee!
Bon Soir, old thing! Cheerio! Chin-Chin,
Nah-Poo, Toodle-oo, Goodbye-ee


  1. I've seen this one before - American Amphibian Orgy Vol 3.
    Not as good as Lesbo Lizard Lickers though.

  2. I see you're a frog's porn collector.

    Was Lesbo Lizard Lickers filmed on Lesbos?

  3. Don't be silly, Geoff.
    It was filmed in a proper studio in the San Fernando valley like all good modern porn films.

  4. What's next?

    Toad todgers?

    Have you no shame?

  5. Touching indeed Geoff.

    What if one of them had a shoe fetish?

    Always heading for open toad sandals?

  6. Istvanski - There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando.

    MJ - This was supposed to be a sensitive post about the near extinction of a species. I was in bits watching the programme. The sexual proclivities of the protagonists are neither here nor there. Do you think David Attenborough gets off on that stuff?

    Murph - That's disgusting! They'd be frog-marched off the set!

    wv - tadflp

  7. Frogs porn and toads tools ....