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1 day ago
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Froggie Went A Wooing
Q: What do rude frogs like to watch?
A: Frog's porn.
Yes, I'm not above telling crap jokes during the most moving piece of film on television this week. I didn't shed a tear along with Bobby Charlton but I did with David Attenborough. The Panamanian golden frog is no longer in the wild. Once upon a time you had to watch your step unless you splattered one. Now, thanks to a bastard fungus the only golden frogs left in Panama are in captivity.
Awww. Look at his little hand waving.
Goodbye-ee, Goodbye-ee,
Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee
Tho' it's hard to part, I know,
I'll be tickled to death to go,
Don't cry-ee, don't sigh-ee,
There's a silver lining in the sky-ee!
Bon Soir, old thing! Cheerio! Chin-Chin,
Nah-Poo, Toodle-oo, Goodbye-ee
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I've seen this one before - American Amphibian Orgy Vol 3.
ReplyDeleteNot as good as Lesbo Lizard Lickers though.
I see you're a frog's porn collector.
ReplyDeleteWas Lesbo Lizard Lickers filmed on Lesbos?
Don't be silly, Geoff.
ReplyDeleteIt was filmed in a proper studio in the San Fernando valley like all good modern porn films.
What's next?
ReplyDeleteToad todgers?
Have you no shame?
Touching indeed Geoff.
ReplyDeleteWhat if one of them had a shoe fetish?
Always heading for open toad sandals?
Istvanski - There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando.
ReplyDeleteMJ - This was supposed to be a sensitive post about the near extinction of a species. I was in bits watching the programme. The sexual proclivities of the protagonists are neither here nor there. Do you think David Attenborough gets off on that stuff?
Murph - That's disgusting! They'd be frog-marched off the set!
wv - tadflp
Frogs porn and toads tools ....
ReplyDeleteDisgusting!
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